| 016: Wednesday, September 14, 2011: 12PM EST |
[Wed 14 Sep @ 3:10pm] |
It's been brought to my attention that all of my friends are having babies. Unlike some people, I don't feel the need to follow that trend. Call me selfish, but I don't want that responsibility. Not yet, anyway. I'm sure Claudia and I will procreate one day, but it won't be any time soon.
In other news, I'd rather be sleeping.. when will this day be over?
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| 015: Saturday, July 17, 2010: 9PM EST |
[Sat 17 Jul @ 11:43am] |
I heart this great insult the other day…
cock juggling thunder cunt
Thank you, Blade Trinity! It is my new goal to use this at some point in my life. Any suggestions on who would deserve an insult like that? If only Matt Kane was a girl.
in other news, Claudia is pregnant.
I'm kidding.
Matt and Jon did it. I wanted to do it, too. Oddly enough, we know how to use birth control. (If you boys need a lesson, just let me know.)
It is possible that I have consumed too much alcohol.
I'm going to go find my girlfriend while I ponder that.
HAVE FUN, EVERYONE!
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| 014: Sunday, April 11, 2010: 11PM EST |
[Sun 11 Apr @ 11:04pm] |
Blocked from Joshua Jones.
I can't begin to process this…
Victoria and Josh are dating. I know he's always had a thing for her, but… she's a heinous bitch. He has to see that, right? He has to see what a gigantic pain in the ass she is. Josh is one of my best friends, but I think he's brain dead. Did he miss that whole… her engagement ended because she went down on some other guy? Is he glutton for punishment? Does he have a thing for girls who give other guys head?
This is never going to last. Josh is going to be crushed when it ends. Fucking idiot. He'd be better off if he just fucked her and ditched her like everyone else. Maybe a night in the sack would get her out of his system.
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| 013: Tuesday, March 30, 2010: 4PM EST |
[Tue 30 Mar @ 3:36pm] |
[blocked from Lexie]
Public Service Announcement:
Claudia is amazing in bed. Beyond amazing, really. She also gives good head.
I almost forgot… she's mine. Don't get any ideas.
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In other news, my eldest sister is engaged.
Well… she was engaged.
That lasted a week. Her fiancée caught her on her knees for some other guy. From what I understand, she's trying to win him back. Apparently, once you see your girlfriend get a facial from another guy, you have trouble getting over it.
She asked our father to fix this. I don't know how she expects him to do that, but she honestly thinks he can somehow make the boy marry her.
I predict she'll be over it in less than a week. Who knows, maybe the other guy will propose. I hear she's pretty good at giving head. At least, she should be. She's gone down more times than the sun.
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